I did some philosophical research on life and i figured out that Murphy pretty much hit the nail on the head.

*j

Murphy's laws

• If anything can go wrong, it will
  Corollary: It can
  Corollary sent by Dr. Allen Roberds
  MacGillicuddy's Corollary: At the most inopportune time
  Corollary sent by Earl R. Johnson
• If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
• If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
• If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
  Corollary: It will be impossible to fix the fifth fault, without breaking the fix on one or more of the others
  Corollary sent by Sean Cheshire
• Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
• Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
  Corollary: The hidden flaw never stays hidden for long.
  Corollary sent by Dave M.
• Mother nature is a bitch.
• Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
  Things get worse under pressure.
• The Murphy Philosophy
  Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
• Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws
  Everything goes wrong all at once.
• Murphy's Constant
  Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
• Murphy's Law of Research
  Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
• Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.
  Sent by Tony '68
• Addition to Murphy's Laws
  In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.
• More Laws
• Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
• It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
• Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
• Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
  Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.
• Nothing is as easy as it looks.
• Everything takes longer than you think.
• Everything takes longer than it takes.
  Sent by Jon Carpenter
• If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
• Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
• Every solution breeds new problems.
• The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
• no matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.
  Sent by Mitch
• You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
• The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

its ridiculous how your life can change in a week. man. life is tough.

*j

happy thanksgiving everyone!! i looooove you all and i'm so thankful to have each one of you in my life! have an awesome day, eat a whole lot!!!

*j

because i am too lazy to get on their xangas and comment, i am going to just comment on here and hope that everyone reads this...john, you make ME laugh! and as smart as you are with your calculus and your princeton, i would think counting would be easy...hehe!! grant...you better believe i'm excited! we need to do something super fun...like go to chilis? sorry, couldn't think of anything more creative than that! and hannah banana...i just love you. i could say more but i'm not gonna. so i love you is all! and i love everyone else too!

*j

wow this is ridiculous! you know that 5 random thing tag deal that's going around? well, THREE people tagged me! is one not enough? well, i think i understand...i haven't updated in a while...i can see all of you, desperately logging on to xanga.com every day, check, with the fervent hope that i have posted, something, anything, some sort of interesting tidbit about the fabulousness that is my life...well, you are in luck! i will indeed tell you five random things about myself! here goes:

1. My favorite snack is pickles, a glass of milk, and a brownie. no joke.

2. I love Jimmy Neutron. i don't care if thats dorky, that show is hilarious.

3. My car's name is Belle. She is yellow and pretty much the cutest thing around.

4. There is only one thing in this world that makes me truly angry. Other than that, i dont get mad.

5. i would absolutely love to see the northern lights one day. its always been a dream of mine.

so how was that? have i appeased the hoi polloi? are the teaming masses satiated? haha, i love you guys! you rock my world! thanks for caring!!!!!

O yeah, i have to tag 5 people...um....stephanie, robert, ashley kennedy, jonathan, and lauren. if you've already been tagged, sorry! i'm not very up to date on my xanga-ness!

*j